princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

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kadeart:

and principal Fury ..

That’s mean “Hello my lovely student” …

6,875 notes 

jackolanternoff:

i can hear the sugar we’re going down opening from literally 10 miles away

(Source: jackingtonoff)

30,401 notes 

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

84,277 notes 

date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

66,114 notes 

cokeflow:

jakemalik:

I love the new iOS7 so cool how it makes your phone waterproof now

I trusted you…

(Source: hi)

24,430 notes 

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

(Source: vinegod)

105,948 notes 

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

11,228 notes 

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out

77,501 notes 

thearmada4231:

If you didn’t have a crush on Zuko at one point in your life then you’re either lying to yourself or you’ve developed some crazy way to prevent yourself from loving attractive, angsty, fictional characters and you need to teach me your ways

Orrrrr you’re a lesbian…

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daniphantomofficial:

a-girl-named-stu:

daniphantomofficial:

put your hand over your heart and feel the pulse. you might not be okay but youre alive and thats okay enough for now

*Sticks ear on foot* I think I’m doing this wrong

im not sure how to respond to this

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daniphantomofficial:

i want a teacher to say “its time to learn something motherfuckers” first thing on the first day of school

Solution:
Step one: become a teacher
Step two: say it.

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